On the first day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have a
veto proof Assembly and a ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree,
On the second day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have
no tower ordinance, a veto proof Assembly and ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree.
On the third day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have 3
gravel pits on each side of their property, no tower ordinance, a veto proof
Assembly and ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have
4 subdivisions without water from mining in the water table, 3 gravel pits on
each side of their property, no tower ordinance, a veto proof Assembly and
ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have 5
voting nonresident property owners in community council areas, 4 subdivisions
without water from mining in the water table, 3 gravel pits on each side of
their property, no tower ordinance, a veto proof Assembly and ceremonial Mayor
in a birch tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have 6
subdivision plats with no road access, 5 voting nonresident property owners in
community council areas, 4 subdivisions without water from mining in the water
table, 3 gravel pits on each side of their property, no tower ordinance, a veto
proof Assembly and ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree,
On the seventh day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have
7 hour Assembly meetings, 6 subdivisions with no road access, 5 voting
nonresident property owners in community council areas, 4 subdivisions without
water from mining in the water table, 3 gravel pits on each side of their
property, no tower ordinance, a veto proof Assembly and ceremonial Mayor in a
birch tree,
On the eighth day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have
a new neighborhood coal mine, 7 hour Assembly meetings, 6 subdivisions with no
road access, 5 voting nonresident property owners in community council areas, 4
subdivisions without water from mining in the water table, 3 gravel pits on
each side of their property, no tower ordinance, a veto proof Assembly and
ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree,
On the ninth day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have
limited public comment, a new neighborhood coal mine, 7 hour Assembly meetings,
6 subdivisions with no road access, 5 voting nonresident property owners in
community council areas, 4 subdivisions without water from mining in the water
table, 3 gravel pits on each side of their property, no tower ordinance, a veto
proof Assembly and ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree,
On the tenth day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have
an ethics code under attack, limited public comment, a new neighborhood coal
mine, 7 hour Assembly meetings, 6 subdivisions with no road access, 5 voting
nonresident property owners in community council areas, 4 subdivisions without
water from mining in the water table, 3 gravel pits on each side of their
property, no tower ordinance, a veto proof Assembly and ceremonial Mayor in a
birch tree,
On the eleventh day of Christmas the people of Mat Su
have no place to park their new ferry, an ethics code under attack, limited
public comment, a new neighborhood coal mine, 7 hour Assembly meetings, 6
subdivisions with no road access, 5 voting nonresident property owners in
community council areas, 4 subdivisions without water from mining in the water
table, 3 gravel pits on each side of their property, no tower ordinance, a veto
proof Assembly and ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree,
On the twelfth day of Christmas the people of Mat Su have
a big bright open for business sign that always was aglow, no place to park
their new ferry, an ethics code under attack, limited public comment, a new
neighborhood coal mine, 7 hour Assembly meetings, 6 subdivisions with no road
access, 5 voting nonresident property owners in community council areas, 4
subdivisions without water from mining in the water table, 3 gravel pits on
each side of their property, no tower ordinance, a veto proof Assembly and
ceremonial Mayor in a birch tree,
The Citizen Lobbyist wishes all a Happy Holiday Season!
***Some of the content in this article is a figment of
the CL’s vivid imagination.
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